The Tainted Vending Machine

Ok, it's like this.. You put ANYTHING into the machine, and the next person to post says what you get and puts something else into the machine, etc. Like this:

Person1: *puts an empty bottle in*
Person2: *gives a glass of milk*
Person2: *puts in a stick*


Etc, etc... I'll start...


*Puts a nickel into the machine*

spits out gold

puts in an iron ball

spits out a car

puts in an ipod

spits out guitar

puts in dinosaur

spits out an easter egg

puts in a construction cone

spits out and ice cream cone

puts in a piece of paper

spits out a phone book

puts in a violin

spits out a orchestra
puts in a usb adapter

spits out a digital camera

puts in a ferret

spits out a otter

puts in a glass

spits out Johnny Walker Blue Label

puts in a stop sign

Spits out a crashed car

puts in a silver pen

spits out a warrent for arrest


puts in a Ford Mustang

Spits out a fiat panda

Puts money

Spits out green paper

Puts in a football

spits out a rugby ball

puts in a CD

spits out a jazz band

puts in a deck of cards

spits out a poker hat

puts in a comp

Spits out an apple mac


puts in people

spits out a load of skulls

puts in an ink cartridge

spits out a printer




put in a brain

Spits out zombies moaning 'BRAINSZZZ'

puts in scissors

spits out sheers




puts in own hand

spits out a bony finger with no flesh on it.

puts in an amp

Spits out guitar

puts in